Woody on left, Lois on right
Woody and Lois are a vampire couple who function as minor characters in the episode Going Batty
History[]
A pair of bats fly through the sky and land in the park. They transform into their humanoid forms, Woody and Lois, and chat. Woody asks Lois if she is having a nice time on their date. Lois is annoyed at being dragged to a library on Saturday night, and is looking for more excitement in her afterlife. Woody points out that being a vampire is plenty exciting, but Lois decides to find a new exciting man, bite him, and make him her new boyfriend.
She notices a man named Johnny Bravo, an muscle head who believes himself to be an irresistible womanizer, and promptly teleports to him. She introduces herself, and Johnny introduces himself in typical Johnny fashion. He sweeps Lois off of her feet, and declares she needs some wooing, which excites her. The pair head to a restaurant, and Woody follows.
Lois compliments his neck muscles, and asks if she can "kiss" them. Johnny says yes, but his garlic breath wafts into Lois' face, causing her to run to the bathroom. Woody is angry that Johnny tried to kiss Lois, and curses the remaining spaghetti into attacking Johnny. The spaghetti tosses Johnny across the dining room and in front of the ladies' bathroom, where Lois finally emerges. They decide to do something else.
Woody follows Lois and Johnny to a carnival. Johnny is goofing around in front of the funhouse mirrors. Lois goes to bite his neck, but Johnny asks where her reflection is since she is standing right next to him. She distracts him with a different mirror. Johnny stands in front of what he thinks is a mirror and makes fun of the "dumb, fat, waiter" image, but then gets beaten up by the waiter. Later, at a test your strength game, Johnny offers to play and win a prize for Lois. Woody, perched nearby, curses the game, causing the puck to barely move when Johnny hits the plank. After a few tries, and lots of mocking from the carnival barker, Johnny takes a disappointed Lois to do something else. Woody changes out of his bat form, and asks the barker to try and play. The barker starts mocking Woody's size, but Woody grabs the barker with his inhuman strength, puts him in place of the puck, and sends him flying off the carnival's dock into the water. Woody takes a teddy from the prize box.
Later, at the Spicy Marimba, Lois and Johnny have some drinks and wait for the live show to start. Lois is depressed, but perks up when she sees what looks like a disguised Woody. Johnny looks to see what she is staring at, but it is just an old man in a hat and cape. Johnny tries flexing some more to regain her attention. Lois decides to come clean about her intentions. She bluntly says that she is a vampire, and that she was using Johnny to make her vampire boyfriend jealous. Before Johnny can fully process this, the show starts. Woody appears onstage, dressed like Johnny, and sings "Beautiful Dreamer." Despite him being off-key, Lois adores the performance and runs on stage to be with Woody. Woody asks if Lois will have him back and presents her with the stuffed toy. Lois happily agrees. Johnny questions if Woody and Lois really are vampires, and if his date with Lois really is over. Woody says yes to both, and gives Johnny a friendly handshake as a sign of good will. Johnny offers his hand, but flinches as Woody crushes it a little.
Johnny says that the people in the dance club might be scared that there are two vampires there, but Lois suggests otherwise. Suddenly all the patrons, and the live band, shed their human disguises, revealing they are all vampires (except for two werewolves and a gnome). Then, everyone dances to a conga version of "Buffalo Gals." Johnny is surprised, but dances anyway.